Saturday, October 13

Thinking of Breakfast in Bed

Yes, I still feel miserable. I started to do the cough till your chest hurts (all night)...not fun.

Last night as I was sitting on the couch with the latest edition of Real Simple magazine, my daughter started asking me questions.

"Mom, if you could have oatmeal or cereal for breakfast, which would you have?"
"What's your favorite tea? English toffee, apple cinnamon, eggnog, or Healthy tea?"
"Do you like you toast light, medium or dark brown?"
"If you were to sleep in, when would you want to get up?" (this one threw me off a bit!)
And, "Do you like orange juice with your breakfast?"

I answered all the questions and needless to say, I kind of figured out what was going on here. Becasue I am so sick, she was going to make me breakfast in bed.

So, at 6am or so, I heard her alarm clock go off, her get out of bed to shut it off, and what I did not hear is her go downstairs to make breakfast! It was pretty cold in the house this morning.

Then, I got up eventually and went downstairs. I think it was around 8am.
I went into the bathroom to do the morning routine... I heard my lovelies outside the door. I mentioned, while in the bathroom, that with all the questions last night I thought maybe someone was going to make me breakfast...Like, ok, you still can... Then I heard outside the door the conversation between the kids.

Colton said "Amanda, you were supposed to get up early!!"
"My alarm never went off!"
This is all so funny if you were there...
When I got out, I said, "your alarm did go off and you turned it off" She shrunk back knowing she just fibbed to her brother...So Colton looks at me, seemingly irrated with me and says "And YOU were supposed to sleep in!!"
It was so funny! She made me breakfast afterall, just not in bed, like she meant to! And I love her just the same!

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