Yes, I still feel miserable. I started to do the cough till your chest hurts (all night)...not fun.
Last night as I was sitting on the couch with the latest edition of Real Simple magazine, my daughter started asking me questions.
"Mom, if you could have oatmeal or cereal for breakfast, which would you have?"
"What's your favorite tea? English toffee, apple cinnamon, eggnog, or Healthy tea?"
"Do you like you toast light, medium or dark brown?"
"If you were to sleep in, when would you want to get up?" (this one threw me off a bit!)
And, "Do you like orange juice with your breakfast?"
I answered all the questions and needless to say, I kind of figured out what was going on here. Becasue I am so sick, she was going to make me breakfast in bed.
So, at 6am or so, I heard her alarm clock go off, her get out of bed to shut it off, and what I did not hear is her go downstairs to make breakfast! It was pretty cold in the house this morning.
Then, I got up eventually and went downstairs. I think it was around 8am.
I went into the bathroom to do the morning routine... I heard my lovelies outside the door. I mentioned, while in the bathroom, that with all the questions last night I thought maybe someone was going to make me breakfast...Like, ok, you still can... Then I heard outside the door the conversation between the kids.
Colton said "Amanda, you were supposed to get up early!!"
"My alarm never went off!"
This is all so funny if you were there...
When I got out, I said, "your alarm did go off and you turned it off" She shrunk back knowing she just fibbed to her brother...So Colton looks at me, seemingly irrated with me and says "And YOU were supposed to sleep in!!"
It was so funny! She made me breakfast afterall, just not in bed, like she meant to! And I love her just the same!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".