Wednesday, September 2

ChaLean Extreme Guide

This is the newest weight loss effort I have. After buying it off ebay and having the Weight Loss Guidebook be a mere pamphlet rather than a book, (feeling a little ripped off here) I was left wondering what exactly I was to do. Then I searched online for my answer. I was actually looking for a replacement book, but couldn't find one. I found a blog with the list I have below and one similar on Yahoo answers. It didn't seem right to keep this to myself as I saw so many people looking for the same thing.

Burn Phase - (first 30 days)
Burn Circuit 1
Rest day
Burn Circuit 2
Burn Intervals & Ab Burner
Burn Circuit 3
Burn It off & Recharge
Rest day.
Burn It off & Recharge(Day 29)
Track Results (Day 30)

Push Phase(2nd 30 days)
Push Circuit 1
Rest Day
Push Circuit 2
Burn Intervals & Ab Burner (during week 3- this changes to Burn Intervals & Extreme Abs
Push Circuit 3
Burn it Off & Recharge
Rest day
Burn It off & Recharge(Day 29)
Track Results(Day 30)

Lean Phase(3rd 30 days)
Lean Circuit 1
Rest day
Lean Circuit 2
Lean Intervals & Extreme Abs
Lean Circuit 3
Burn It off & Recharge
Rest day
Burn It Off & Recharge(day 29)
Track your results(day 30)
Lean for Life Phase
Week 1

Burn Circuit 1
Rest Day
Push Circuit 2
Burn Intervals & Extreme Abs
Lean Circuit 1
Burn it Off & Recharge
Rest Day
Week 2
Burn Circuit 2
Rest Day
Push Circuit 3
Burn Intervals & Ab Burner
Lean Circuit 3
Burn it Off & Recharge
Rest Day
Week 3
Burn Circuit 3
Rest Day
Push Circuit 1
Burn Intervals & Extreme Abs
Lean Circuit 2
Burn it Off & Recharge
Rest Day
Week 4
Burn Circuit 1
Rest Day
Push Circuit 1
Burn Intervals & Ab Burner
Lean Circuit 3
Burn it Off & Recharge
Rest Day
Burn it Off & Recharge

Here is a link to a PDF file for the calendar and it even has blanks for putting in the weight you used and the reps. Works for me!

Friday, April 17

Obama and Oprah's World

I ran across a couple videos this morning that quite honestly make me nauseous.
While none of it surprises me, it is none-the-less sickening.
Seems that Satan has two of the most influential people in the US doing his bidding while lazy Christians can't get away from the TV or whatever to share His word with people to make the only kind of "Change" that really matters. People make excuses by saying they don't have the gift...The great commission isn't to the gifted, it's to all Christians and it's about time Christians wake up. I know that good-hearted people say "we need to pray, we need to fast" and yes, we should (I don't know about the fasting, but it sure wouldn't hurt!) but the verse that comes to my head is

"How then will they call on Him in whom they have not believed? How will they believe in Him whom they have not heard? And how will they hear without a preacher?"
and then...
"Go into all the world and preach the gospel, immersing in the name of the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I commanded you"

These verses are written to everyone who believes Christ died for their sins. We need to get out there and DO something. Well, first, we need to know the gospel ourselves and then stop being ashamed of Him and tell everyone!

If you know the one way out of a burning building you'd scream "it's this way!!" but when it comes to the gospel, we say "oh, they're ok, if they want to know, they will seek and find..." You need to plant the seed...then God'll water it...

There is also an excellent post along with another video which is in regards to Oprah's church (I didn't know she had a church...maybe it's not her church, but she surely promotes it...) at The Sacred Calling.

Monday, April 6

God is love

At our local airport, our church has permission to witness, handing out tracts. I had a really nice conversation with a gentlemen, kind of makes you bubbly when people talk to you. Brightens the day. It's like after standing there for an hour offering tracts without anyone stopping to talk giving you a boost of caffeine to keep you going for another hour or so!

And then, I said to a lovely couple walking by, the husband pushing the stroller while the mom was holding an absolutely cute and cuddly baby, "Would you like a free book about Jesu---". I never got the "s" out before she cranked her head back and contorted her once pretty face into that "look". The look of disgust, putrid disgust of "how could you possibly say that name out loud. How dare you?"

For a moment
I think,
"that's the look on God's face right now"
as He peers down at her lost soul (an assumption on my part)
and then
I realize
His face
would have
a tear
with her name on it.

Wednesday, April 1

Not invited...

I went to read one of the blogs I like to read and blogger said I couldn't because I wasn't invited...
Did I make you mad?

*sigh again*

One time I posted on a Christian woman's blog and she ignored me...Didn't even approve my post...Just trying to figure out why a person would have a public blog and then not want to interact with people who read it...What's the point? Maybe I am just missing something...

Ok, done biggie... I love the comments, the interaction so keep bringin' it!

Oh, hey!!
Do you like the new blog layout? I tried three column ones before and could never get them to work without losing half my widgets, but I figured it out!!

, have that, you uncooperative 3-column layout!!

feeling frisky today... :)

Sunday, March 22

Tagging fun

Your oldest friend is how old/who is it: Sue...ummm...she's as old as my husband (18 years older)

Your youngest friend: Sue's daughters

The friend that you've had FOREVER: My conscience (just like all friends, sometimes we just don't get along!)

The friend that you always seem to be talking to: God and Sue

The friend that never seems to get on their email: Lillie

The friend that is always on their email: Therese

The friend that is much taller than you: My mighty oak...

The friend that is shorter: Lillie (it's the asian in her...she could wear 4" heels and still be short! lol)

The friend that will always reply to your emails, no matter what: Sue

friend that is verrrryyy crazy: I always thought I was the crazy one...

friend that is serious: Chet

friend that you don't see them for a year but you two can pick up like you were never apart: my sister Heather

friend that you knew when you were little, and were shocked to see them again: ?

friend that can make anything: Sue

the friend that needs to call you: Sue? "needs" is such a strong word

friend that seems to have the most friends: Gabe lol (Lillie's baby)

friend that will reply to this email first: i'm not emailing it

The friend that is so creative: Lizz

The friend that you haven't seen in a while: I keep in touch with my friends at church...

the friend that you have a lot of inside jokes with: Hubby-no one "gets" me like he does!

The friend that you would like to trade places with: Toni Lynne...I sometimes wish I could take her place so she wouldn't have to have cancer anymore...I know it's not possible...but...otherwise Chet cuz he's in Malaysia right now...although he IS working and that isn't really fun but I would love to go to a different country, especially somewhere in Africa...

Your newest friend: the neighbors??

the friend that you see the most: Hubby

the friend that is SO funny: they all make me laugh

the friend that hugs you the most: Leah...not as much as she used to...I think she's too busy with school to pass out the love! lol

the friend that has your same style: hmmm...I'm SO unique! lol Probably Lillie because we are close tot he same age and had a similar upbringing

the friend that doesn't have your style: we are all individuals! but I think it would probably be Sue...she's the country gal and I'm the city gal...

The next friend that you will see: Hubby

When will you see that friend: when he gets home from the shop

The friend that lives the closest to you: besides hubby, it's Lillie, she lives about 2 miles away...

the friend that will probably not do this tag: none of them will, none of my in real life friends blog (seems weird to call them that--afterall, you guys are in real life too, aren't you?? lol)

your best blogging friend: I think it'd be Sharon...what she says sticks in my head the longest...

Monday, March 9


This morning I was reading a sort of devotional focusing on evolution. It was talking about the population of the earth. If the population increased at the same rate as has been observed and recorded back to one million years ago, when the first ape man had supposedly evolved, the population of the earth would exceed the stars in the sky, even the atoms in the entire universe.

Anyway, it got me thinking about how atheists sometimes ask where the first Biblical descendants got their wives. I know they married their sisters, aunts, nieces, whatever, but then I thought, "What an ironic question!" I mean, wouldn't the same question apply to evolution? Where did the first ape get his wife? Why would an atheist who doesn't believe in God or His rules bring up the morality of incest into the equation? No longer is it that one paramecium in a pond evolved into such a complex animal as an ape, but TWO did. At the same time and the same rate to be able to procreate! I had a hard enough time believing only one evolved, but now to understand there had to have been two at the same time! That is just insane! Incomprehensible and highly unbelievable!

PS-I don't mind comments, but keep it civil. Anytime I mention something contrary to popular belief people get mean-evolve claws or something. (not usually any of my lovely "regulars")

Monday, February 9

I've been healed!!!!

I wouldn't lie.

My surgery was canceled.
The cyst was gone.

Monday, I was sort of freaking out because I wouldn't find it. I called the doctor's office, assuring them I wasn't exactly insane. I just couldn't see why I should get cut open for something I wasn't even sure was there! So they told me to come in on Wednesday. Well, by Monday afternoon I was positive4 I had found it again. Afterall, when my lovely son pushed there, it hurt! SO I called the doctor again, once again assuring them (and myself) that I was not insane. They said for the sake of my sanity, I should see the doc anyway on Wednesday. So I went in. Wednesday morning I couldn't find it again. By now I figured if I wasn't insane already, I surely was on my way! The nurses know me by name there...I don't know that I think that is a good thing under the circumstances...Anyway, the nurses and assistants all wanted to feel it and see if they could find it. No one could, including the doc. He assured me it would be back and that I should call him when it does. I like to think that it won't come back. The Lord took it away. I suppose if He wants to put it back, He can and will, but I hope He won't.

Now...Tuesday I go to an ENT for the cyst in my if the Lord takes that one away, I'll be estatic! Maybe ya'all can pop up a prayer or two on my behalf?


The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".