Monday, February 25

My hubby loves me...


I am so very spoiled. Or is it blessed? I'm not sure...When I get up there, before my Lord, with my blessings in this life turn out to have been my curse? I mean, look at all we have as a people in this nation compared to others...then remember the verse that says that to much is given much is required...ahhh...
anyway, he bought me my elliptical last week, now everyone needs to harrass me to make sure I use it or I'll never hear the end!
And today...he bought me my camera!! Yay!! Yahoo!! I can't wait to take a mess of pictures! I don't know where to start! I was so excited to have a camera in my hand, I actually took a picture of my ball point pen tip. How silly is that?!
Well, hopefully I am back in business! I think I'll take a picture of the kids' school work...I've never done that before, have I?

5 comments:

Sharon Brumfield said...

I am glad you stopped by.
My computer went wack and I had to wipe it and lost all of my bookmarks.
So now you are back--that is a good thing.

Way to go on the landslide of blessings. You should be totally buff by the time summer gets here. And you will have to document it with your new camera. :)

try2bAsunbeam said...

LOL, that is exactly what I did. And it was scary. I was reading the book Body for Life and they had all these remarkable before and after pictures so I told myself "Self, first thing you do with your new camera, is to take that horrific before picture" Geepers, talk about motivation! A girl looks WAY fatter in just her skivies! *blush* No fear, I won't be posting those pictures!

Devoted Heart said...

That's so great about the elliptical! Those are my favorite machines to use (of course they come second to being able to run in the good ole' outdoors!)

Can't wait to see some of your pictures!!

Christine H. said...

Yay!

Jessie said...

An eliptical, awesome!!!! How is it?

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