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Monday, October 27
Invites
This is for a different friend. She always has Thanksgiving at her house for the whole church. I decided to make these for her--if she approves!
Sharon asked if I make money at this or have tried to. i haven't. I'm not really good yet. I've got a long way to go. Besides that, I have no idea how to go about it and with the kids and homeschool I wonder when I would ever have time. I really want to. I love it. I think that God can use it--somehow. I just don't know how yet. I thought of do verses and framing them and selling them at consignment or something like that, but again, I'm not that good...and then there's the time issue...I should always be doing something else, really...
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RECALLED!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
3 comments:
Your "good enough" is in the eye of the beholder.
What if you did a few and put a picture of them on your blog? Figure our how much it cost you..include the shipping and add a little for your labor. And then see what happens.
What about a Christian book store in your area?
I have been impressed by what I have seen here...don't sell yourself short.
Hey,
I got your comment, and I don't know if I ever wrote you back about it... so if I did then I'm sorry about doing it again. But if I didn't then I am writing you back now. :)
I didn't get the verses that you were doing for me. I just figured you were really busy and didn't have time. It is not a problem, I know how busy life can get! But if you do have time I would still love to have it to hang in my home. (You do such GREAT work, you really should make these up and go to a craft show!! You can get frames pretty cheap, and I know people would buy your work!!)
These invitations are beautiful!
~Jessica
The invites are fabulous.My best friend used to make me some before she disappeared!I love it
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