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If you would like to hire a killer,
it is now possible. His service is
professional, legally protected,
safe, sanitary, licensed and nondiscriminatory.
No secret contacts
or conspiracies are necessary. It is
all open and aboveboard. The
fees are quite expensive; but if
you desire the service and cannot
afford it, the government will
probably subsidize you. It is legal,
and there will be no future recriminations
against you, as far as
the laws of the land are concerned.
God does not approve,
but who listens to Him anymore?
If these killers could find a way to
do it, they would gladly kill Him
too.
Victims can be chosen for
nearly any reason, including financial
inconvenience, social inconvenience,
divorce, change of
boyfriends, wrong sex, a missing
finger, protection of personal privacy,
the covering up of sin, just
to prevent the lack of sexual activity
or for no stated cause at all.
The murderers get rich, the people
who hire them get relief, and
the victims get trashed. Easy, is it
not?
At present, these hired killers
do not accept people over nine
months old as victims; but perhaps
in time they can remove
some inhibitions that people have
about that and acquire permission
to include people over eighty or
perhaps over seventy, or maybe
they can get it down to sixty-five.
After all, these elderly people can
also become an inconvenience
or an embarrassment to their
families, neighbors or even society
in general.
You can acquire the information
you may desire for this service
by looking under Abortion in
the Yellow Pages. Be careful,
though; God keeps a record of
all our telephone calls and everything
that results from them.
Hiring one of these killers is
murder.
—Forrest L. Keener
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