Tuesday, August 21

My first post

I am looking at this as a journey. Maybe an adventure, I suppose, I am not sure how it will all come about. I like to talk and tell people of my life and its hills, valleys, plateaus and, yes, even pitfalls. I hope to use this as just that. Maybe I will meet some new people. Maybe I will make some new friends. And maybe I will make some enemies, I suppose. That is part of life, I think- making enemies. It's impossible to please everyone!

I plan to move some of my other blog entries to this blog...I hope that is allowed or okay to do. Not poor taste or poor blogging manners!
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Anonymous said...

Hi! I found your profile and liked where you wrote that you may talk too much about God! I often feel like people think that about me. In reality I don't talk about Him near as much as I want to. *giggles* I am glad to see you are blogging. I hope you enjoy settling in. ((Hugs))

August 22, 2007 at 1:05 PM

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RECALLED!


The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control


Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".