Wednesday, September 12

The Dentist

So, the dentist. You'd think as many times as I have been to my dentist's office, I wouldn't get lost every single time I go there! when I get off the freeway, it is an odd intersection where you have the choice to take two different highways and I always take the wrong one. At least this time I knew enough to turn around right away! lol
I was still on time and he was running late because of a semi blocking the freeway--(I got stuck in the same traffic hours earlier)
He put temporary fillings in both his teeth and oh, my, did Colton cry! It was only the second time he went to the dentist. I asked the Doc what he did to my poor boy and he said "it's always worse the second time around." The mommy in me, wanted to run in and pull him from that wretched chair...don't worry, I didn't do it!

1 comment:

Christine H. said...

I'm not looking forward to taking my girls to the dentist...they're long overdue!


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