Monday, September 17

It is hard to keep a chipper spirit right now...

I am tired of dentists.

I am tired of toothaches.

I am tired of infected teeth.

Colton's tooth is still infected and now low and behold mine is still infected as well. Here, I had thought it was good as new and then the bubble started to about a nightmare dental experience. So, my dentist put me on some highpowered antibiotics--round three, mind you, wreaking havoc on my natural flora...--that as I read the side effects, I guess I am ok as long as I don't throw up or get some kind of colitis that can kill me. Great.

And it hurts.
And I feel exhausted...
but my determination to stay on schedule is overtaking me. I want to rest but I don't want to, or can't afford to get behind. I mean, if I get behind, I end up with no personal time. No time for just me. You know, where you send the kids away to play why you finally get to spend more than 10minutes on your favorite hobby or time to read or whatever. Well, if I get behind, it is so hard to get caught up. I am NOT allowed to be sick.

Have you ever noticed that when a mom is sick, she stilll has to cook dinner, make laundry, ultimately still owrk, but if Dad is sick, he whines like a baby and expects to be waited on hand and foot. At least that's how it works around here.


Devoted Heart said...

That's hilarious! It's true, whenever my husband is sick, he really milks it for all it's worth. Not that he isn't really sick, it's just that women (in my oppinion) are much better at playing it off like it's not a big deal because we HAVE to in order to get through the day.
I always noticed that mom's have some sort of super power. The day after my wedding, my whole family was struck with some sort of 24 hour flu - throwing up and all that good stuff. They were all staying at my parents house and the only one who didn't get sick? That's right, my mom! I don't know how she did it - sorry you didn't avoid it this time around =(

Christine H. said...

So sorry!


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