Wednesday, October 17

Ummm....Lord?

I love these sort of emails...a friend sent it to me and I want to share...




Pardon the interruption, Lord, but I have a question...


Being omnipotent and all powerful as You are, able to make impenetrable mountains and raging seas, umm...can You please explain why You made me so weak and faulty?
I try so hard to be good, and yet I make so many mistakes and fail for all the world to see. And the inside is even a bigger mess than the outside.
I am as weak-- as dust scattered in the wind, as needy as a newborn.


Any chance for a recall?”


You want to question My design?”


“Uh, that’s not what I meant…”


“You are exactly the way I made you to be. The earth and the sea have no need for Me. Yes, you are fragile in comparison, but you have something they don’t. You have a need for My grace and Mercy. It’s a need that you fight now and then; yet it is one that you can not avoid. Yes, you are as weak as dust, but I made you that way so that you would need Me. "


“But look at this dust all around me. I can’t clean it up…”


“I know. Do I look worried? I have the only broom you’ll ever need.”


"Are You sure? I’m a big mess.”


“I have a big broom.”

3 comments:

Sharon said...

I am afraid that He might be wanting to give me a big swat with that broom right about now. ;)
I loved this.

Kelly Malloy said...

I love this!

Lea said...

You write very well.

RECALLED!


The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control


Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".