Yesterday was Colton's 7th birthday, on the 7th, in the year 2007. I wonder if there's some special surprise for all those 7s!
He really had a great time. We took off school for the day and when we arrived home there was a package ont he front steps.
"Who's it from?"
"I don't know. Open it and find out."
"Ooo, a nice new shirt!! Who it from?"
"Open the card and find out."
"Ooo, a candy bar! Who's it from"
"Open the card..."as I reach for the bar and say, "It's an organic mint bar..."
"Aunt Toni Lynne!!"
So, he knows who eats organic around us! lol Later he tried the bar but then decided I could have it...
Aunt Toni Lynne called to wish him a Happy Birthday. They passed the phone around through their family so everyone could wish him a Happy Birthday. Someone must've asked him about the bar and he said
"It didn't taste good, but I liked it anyway."
Haha...I think he meant he was thankful for the gift but he didn't like the taste. It was funny to hear him say it though.
(It's funny because my sister-in-laws family enjoy their organic food, they are used to it. But their sweets just don't taste the same as non-organic and most people who are used to non-organic don't care for the organic sweets because their taste buds have been spoiled, so to speak--but we never say so! *giggles*----**disclaimer**not true with ALL organics--some taste really good)
"Lord, Help me...Give me the faith of a child to do all things through the strength of You..."
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8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
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4 comments:
Sis Becca,
Too funny!! I just had to laugh. :)
I love kids...they are so honest!
I love kids...they are so honest!
Spoiled tastes- you better believe it.For awhile Keith was put on a low low sodium diet. I went to the health food store to try and find some stuff.
I was VERY glad when his restrictions were removed. I know it is good for you but most of what I got simply did not have much flavor.
That was a great way for your son to handle such a direct question.
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