Monday, November 5

"To do" List

Christine over at The Hodge Lodge posted a couple weeks ago 10 things she wanted to do before she died. I thought then it was an interesting post, but to be honest, I struggle with this one! There is so much I want to do before I die, and yet so little!



Ten things to do before I die...
  1. Lead as many people to Christ as I possibly can...(especially my children)
  2. Get my sinful flesh as much under control as I possibly can so I don't have to shrink back in shame when I meet my Maker...
  3. (this is where I get stuck...I've already been sitting here 5 minutes not being able to think of anything else...) I guess it's not a bad thing I can't think of anything else...(I've been sitting another 5 minutes) Well, I'm tired of sitting here (impatience) If I broke down #2 and made it a little more specific, I could probably come up with 50 separate things I want to fix before I die! LOL

I'm actually really tired. Goodnight! Sweet dreams...

3 comments:

Sharon said...

I just want to get out of the way and do what He wants me to do.
And then anything I do will be want I want to do before I die.

I would like to do some traveling though. Maybe that is part of the plan. ;)

Christine H. said...

Everyone is getting spiritual with their lists, which is great! But I did my list as fun things. Maybe I should change it to Ten Fun Things I want to Do Before I Die or something like that. If I made a spiritual list it would include seeing my girls become Christians and all that. Thanks for sharing your list. I laughed when you gave up and went to bed. : )

try2bAsunbeam said...

lol, I tried to go the fun way too...but I just sat there then, as well! I must live in a closet! lol
(then what comes to mind is to
#1 have my house clean for more than five minutes before i have to pick up the same mess I just picked up,
#2 have dinner planned without having to run to the grocery store because I forgot to ge tthe meat out of the freezer, and
#3 catch up on my laundry--is that even possible??)

*giggles*

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