13 Things I have learned so far in life...
Thirteen Things about Becca- Physical age doesn't always make you mature, maturity comes from learning from experiences.
- Being a mom is a good thing. (Really!)
- Being rebellious is only fun for a season.
- Life is not as bad as you think it is--but you won't figure that out until you are looking back at your past.
- Show people you love them- they can't help but love you back!
- No matter how people criticize your work, someone will appreciate your best. (even if it's just mom and God)
- Taking advantage of people causes an overgrowth of guilt in your system that will eventually explode.
- Really think about big descisions in life. Hasty choices are usually bad ones. (Prayer here is very benificial too!)
- True friends will tell you the good and the bad.
- True love grows, it doesn't bash you on the head so you can't think.
- True marriage is truely loving your truest friend. (I'm so blessed)
- There is nothing like Grandma's fried chicken...(I'm getting close, though!)
- Most people do not like God and they'll not like you, because you like Him.
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RECALLED!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
3 comments:
10 and 13 are so true.
I could almost tell my husband that compared to the love I have for him today--I must not have loved him much at all when we got married. I think most of it was infatuation.
This is fun - and a great way to get to know the person behind the words a little better! I think I might try this.
May I comment on # 8?
Do you know what I found in the Word a few weeks ago...?
Proverbs 19:2
Desire without knowledge is not good, and to be overhasty is to sin and miss the mark...
*ouch* Let's just say I have been known to miss the mark...
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