I didn't realize it had been almost a week since I posted last! I've been checking in, but not having the spare moments to actually write anything.
I bought some wheat flakes from the bins at the grocery store thinking I could cook them like oatmeal. Have you ever had cooked wheat like that? This new diet suggests whole grains cooked in the itty bitty slowcooker overnight. The wheat looked like oatmeal, so I assumed they would cook like oatmeal. So, I got them home and they weren't in the cookbook. There was Amarath, quinoa, oats, rice, but no wheat! So I thought, "now what?" Either I try to cook them anyway or I waste my 65 cents. I decided that I would give it a try. 1/3 cup wheat to 2 cups water. Same as I had been doing for the bran and oatmeal cereals. Well, I opened the crock this morning and had cooked wheat alright...It was floating in the water! I took it out with a slotted spoon, squished the excess water out. Then I topped my pile of...(I can't think of a good word to describe it...)with some applesauce and it was delicious!
My major accomplishment for the week: I ate breakfast every day this week-- I know it's only Wednesday, but hey, I made it past Tuesday!! This is HUGE! (*patting myself on the back*)
Does anyone like cold coffee? I always start my morning with my cup of coffee. I love the new New International Delights creamer flavored Vanilla Caramel Brownie! Anyway, my coffee always gets cold and I guess I'm too lazy to heat it up. It tastes good warm or cold to me. Although, I do like it better warm. Wow, I am completely babbling....
I just didn't want to leave my friends out there thinking I had fallen off the planet! lol
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".