Wednesday, December 5

I was tagged!

Jessica tagged me!
She wants 7 odd facts about me...
While I am supposed to tag other people, I don't know enough people to tag!

  1. I never brush my hair and I wash it only once every other week with shampoo (but regularly with conditioner) or else my naturally curly hair will look like Medusa!!
  2. My husband is, I think, 18 years older than me phsically, but mentally, we're probably the same age...
  3. I was on my own at age 14...on the streets, in groups homes, and foster homes...
  4. I was an honor roll student until I met the wrong crowd, dropped out of school, messed up my life...
  5. Now, my life is like a dream...
  6. My hair has been every color of the rainbow including purple!
  7. I used to clean my kitchen floor by the walls with a toothbrush once a month--mopped every day (before being married) and now I harldy have the time to mop once a week!

3 comments:

Devoted Heart said...

Wow! Very interesting things to learn about you...
I often wonder how I would have turned out if I were on my own at a young age like that. Praise God for taking care of you and bringing you to him!

Christine H. said...

Cool facts...I don't know you that well, but I still felt like I learned things I never knew about someone I know well...does that make sense?...what I mean is that I thought I knew you by your blog, but now I KNOW you. Cool!

Jessie said...

Very interesting!!

RECALLED!


The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control


Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".