Tuesday, December 18

Talk about URGGG!

To finally be able to pick up your pen, go to write something,
get it 90% finished,
somehow get ink on your finger,
which is gently resting on your paper,

and realize too late,
you should have put a piece of paper

under your hand
to prevent the infamous
SMUDGE...



Can you say it with me, now?




URGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
(and all this for you, Jessica...*giggles*)

7 comments:

Jessie said...

ARG! ((Big Hugs))

Mrs Amy said...

But it still looks great :)

ChRlswfe4Jesus said...

I will not say ARG with you. It looks tooo nice, beautiful penmanship. Don't you just love these learning experiences? LOL Dawn

Devoted Heart said...

Looks beautiful! We are all our own worst critic...

I love the new colors on your page, by the way.

try2bAsunbeam said...

Thanks you guys,
I like to change the colors every once in a while for fun!

Sharon said...

You do beautiful work!
Do you sell anything?
Makes me want to get my pens back out.

try2bAsunbeam said...

Thanks Sharon, I've only been writing for about 6 months and can only practice a few times a month. My friend thinks I'm gifted or something. This was supposed to be for Jessica-I think you know her--I think I found you through her...not sure though. She said she wanted to buy one but I don't feel that I'm good enough to charge anything more than cost of materials. My sister said I should sell at craft fairs. I don't know. I want to get into Wedding Invitations and such. We'll see. Like I said, I'm a newbie. What kind of calligraphy do you do? This is Copperplate. I tried to do a broad pen style but I'm not good at that at all! Maybe I'd get better with practice! haha...

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