Thursday, January 31

Muscle woman!

Oh my goodness!!!
I was playin' around with my hubby--actin' all macho-workout-woman-like--and I saw muscle!! I mean, you can see it!! The real thing! I'm not imagining to be there anymore! It is actually poking through my flab!! I flexed my arm as if saying to my hubby,"look at the progress" (as a joke, of course) and it was there!! I was so surprised my hubby was cracking up at I had to remind him to not laugh too hard or the button off his pants might pop! **wink** (It's so nice to be able to laugh with your hubby)

Oh, and here's one for you all! My 7 yo son said yesterday after I came up from exercising in the basement, "Mom, you look thinner than you did this morning!" It's only so funny to me, becasue he was serious! lol If only it actually worked that way!

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!


Sharon said...

Keep up the good work!
I can't see you--but I am sure it is working. ;)

Sharon Brumfield said...

Hellooooooo are you in there?
I haven't seen anything in awhile.
Are you o.k in there? Just running around like crazy?
Are you still muscle bound? Maybe your muscles have gotten so big it is difficult to type?????? ;)
Just checking.
Love ya girl


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