Oh my goodness!!!
I was playin' around with my hubby--actin' all macho-workout-woman-like--and I saw muscle!! I mean, you can see it!! The real thing! I'm not imagining to be there anymore! It is actually poking through my flab!! I flexed my arm as if saying to my hubby,"look at the progress" (as a joke, of course) and it was there!! I was so surprised my hubby was cracking up at me...so I had to remind him to not laugh too hard or the button off his pants might pop! **wink** (It's so nice to be able to laugh with your hubby)
Oh, and here's one for you all! My 7 yo son said yesterday after I came up from exercising in the basement, "Mom, you look thinner than you did this morning!" It's only so funny to me, becasue he was serious! lol If only it actually worked that way!
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!
"Lord, Help me...Give me the faith of a child to do all things through the strength of You..."
RECALLED!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
2 comments:
Keep up the good work!
I can't see you--but I am sure it is working. ;)
Hellooooooo are you in there?
I haven't seen anything in awhile.
Are you o.k in there? Just running around like crazy?
Are you still muscle bound? Maybe your muscles have gotten so big it is difficult to type?????? ;)
Just checking.
Love ya girl
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