Don't worry, ladies, I am still here. Alive and well. Business is booming and life never seems to slow up for it. haha
As I am coming tot he end of the year, I have been trying to be diligent in getting the schoolwork completed in a timely manner so I'm not stuck teaching class when it's 80 degrees outside. Our family enjoys class in the backyard, but, well, to be honest, I'd rather be in the backyard without the classwork!
My son had to have 2 of his baby teeth pulled this week because of the infections he had had never went away. What started as one, became two and then three. After them putting him on the antibiotics 5 times, I had enough. I took him to a new dentist who recommended I just pull them. It was actually kind of humorous. The dentist came in the room and gave me a lecture on how a child his age shouldn't have these problems and how I must be neglecting him. Then he opened Colton's mouth and said "Never mind, it's not your fault." Personally, I felt an apology was in order, but I left satisfied and encouraged to not neglect my son any further...sugars and sweets in moderation. Well, they were always in moderation, I thought, but we as a family decided it best to curb them even more. Just because we like it, doesn't mean it's good for us.
Hopefully, I can get back into the groove here and find more time to post. Maybe early like this will work. We'll have to see.
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".