Sharon asked how I was doing so I wanted to let you all know I'm alright. There have been a few complications-- like being allergic to my pain meds and the palm of my hand being completely numb-- but I'm alright.
My hand actually feels awesome today. I smashed it earlier by accident helping the guy who is doing our concrete and I think maybe my joint was a little out of whack and the jolt may have snapped it in place so it feels really good right now. I probably shouldn't have been out there helping him, but I just can't help it. It's the way I am. Besides, he wouldn't know where to replant all the flowers he had dug up! I mean, they were up by the house and we are having the cement poured up to the house, so the flower beds had to go. I had to do it myself. It's the only way to have it done the way I would want it. And it's not really his job to replant my flowers, even though he pitied me and my hand!
Hopefully now my basement won't leak. Wouldn't that be nice to be able to use up all that space down there! Maybe I can move the school room down there. It's nice and cool in the summer and it's so quiet!
Anyway, back to my hand! I go to the doctor tomorrow for my post-op checkup. Hopefully it all goes well.
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".