Sharon asked how I was doing so I wanted to let you all know I'm alright. There have been a few complications-- like being allergic to my pain meds and the palm of my hand being completely numb-- but I'm alright.
My hand actually feels awesome today. I smashed it earlier by accident helping the guy who is doing our concrete and I think maybe my joint was a little out of whack and the jolt may have snapped it in place so it feels really good right now. I probably shouldn't have been out there helping him, but I just can't help it. It's the way I am. Besides, he wouldn't know where to replant all the flowers he had dug up! I mean, they were up by the house and we are having the cement poured up to the house, so the flower beds had to go. I had to do it myself. It's the only way to have it done the way I would want it. And it's not really his job to replant my flowers, even though he pitied me and my hand!
Hopefully now my basement won't leak. Wouldn't that be nice to be able to use up all that space down there! Maybe I can move the school room down there. It's nice and cool in the summer and it's so quiet!
Anyway, back to my hand! I go to the doctor tomorrow for my post-op checkup. Hopefully it all goes well.
"Lord, Help me...Give me the faith of a child to do all things through the strength of You..."
Tuesday, September 16
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RECALLED!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
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The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
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No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
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2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
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3 comments:
Glad your hand is better after the whack! I guess God works in mysterious ways.:)
And yes, I hope you get to use your basement too. Being originally from Louisiana...we don't have basements.Um,if you tried it..you'd end up with a pond. :)
RYC---I guess I could have included more info. But the post was about the fact that America needed to get back to it roots- Christianity. But America does not really know its roots.
And many times when people do not know certain things...they just throw it out as not important.
Like...well, if it was important I would already know it.
So if people do not know our history to dump it all in their lap at once....it would kind of be like cutting a huge hole in a babies bottle. It would drink it all down as fast as it could...and then it would come right back up.
I think my brother is going to write a paper or get involved with a group trying to bring awareness back to the public about our Christian heritage. He wanted to know the word...because it is a proven fact that people act that way.
I know I should have included more info....I had to read his post twice before I got what he meant and what he was going after.
As far as the education thing....not a big thing. Look at the men Jesus chose to follow him.
And real life is the greatest teacher. What ever you want to know after that is up to you....seems to me you ave done o.k for yourself. :)
RYC---:)
I think maybe your voice would be tentative. Quiet and low...sweet.
I don't hear your voice being boisterous.
But I am thinking you sound like someone that once the person is proved........you are very loyal.
That is the type of friend to have. :)
It was nice to "meet" you and I will say a prayer for hand to heal and the pain to go. I can not take pain meds either, hard when you are hurting.
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