Tomorrow is the big day.
I think I'm a little nervous. Not a lot nervous, just a little. I know the Lord is in control of everything.
I was so afraid the last couple weeks that God was going to heal my hand and they would preform th surgery without checking. Then they wouldn't find anything and I would've went through the surgery for nothing. So far, I'm not healed so I guess I don't have to worry about that. It has been quite painful the last couple days. Nothing compared to a nail through my wrist, but I must say, I feel somewhat more empathetic as to the torture of it. Just watch, tomorrow my hand will be pain free and I'll be wondering why I'm going through it all!
On a different note, I've been trying to change my template to a three column one. It seems more complicated than I thought it would be and have thrown in the towel on it for now, unless anyone can here can help me. Maybe I need to pick a different starting template and make my changes that way. Maybe it'll be easier that way. I found a neat template that I downloaded off the web, but if I use it, I'll have to re-write all my lists and I don't want to lose any of my friends... Seems like a lot of work so I want to make sure it is what I really want to do, before I change it, ya know?
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".