Monday, September 29

This WAS my porch...

There never ceases to be excitement in my life!

12:30 AM Sunday I am startled awake by some sort of vibration. Craig and I both jump out of bed. "Something hit the house" I said it twice. I went to the window above the porch in my daughter's room and Craig went downstairs. I said it all looked fine. nothing on the street. The I heard Craig saying "What is going on?, What happened?" And people outside saying is everyone alright? Craig said call the cops, but I didn't even know what was going on yet. I grabbed the phone looked on the porch and saw the SUV in front of my door and some of my neighbors who heard the squealing of tires and the crash. Thank God, no one was hurt. The driver ran. The witnesses saw him running down the street, but because no one saw him in the car or actually get out of the car, it is considered a hit and run with no driver. The guy gets a ticket for "driver responsibility"; a whopping $350, and has to pay to get his car out of hock. Whoopie. What ever happened to taking responsibility for your actions? *sigh* I have a smashed house. The floor is smashed, the glass is smashed, the two cement pillars are cracked and who knows about the integrity of the house yet. We'll have to see. Oh, well. Thankfully, I didn't have an SUV in my living room, right? Or it wasn't during the day while I getting the mail or something like that! Ha, and my mailbox wasn't touched! lol
Craig usually parks where the guy went up on the lawn but wasn't parked there because he got a ticket the other day for someone else cutting the 08 sticker off his plates so he was parking in the vacant lot across the street! Thank you , Lord!


Alisun said...

I am sooooo Glad you all are safe and God protected you all from harm!

Christine H. said...

Oh my goodness! I am so sorry! I am glad you are okay!

try2bAsunbeam said...

Thanks, you guys! But, really, there's nothing to be sorry about. No one was hurt, I have insurance--therefore, I get a fixed, if not NEW porch!! I guess God thought the old one needed help! *giggles* My glass is half-full not half empty! :)

Sharon Brumfield said...

This looks like something you would see on T.V. The vehicle had to be registered.....I would think his insurance would have to pay for it.
He would have to prove that someone else stole his vehicle and did the damage. Even seems his insurance would pay for it.
But I am sure ya'll are looking in to it. If your insurance has to handle it I wonder if this would be considered covered under liability or something like an act of God.
I do hope that the house is fine...maybe God is going to let you get a little face lift. :)
Glad no one was hurt.

Monday through Sunday said...

Ok..that is AMAZING!! I am so glad no one was hurt!!


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