Ok, so I found this at Amy's Place and decided to take the open invite. I don't care to tag people either, but if you want to go for it, more power to you!
Oh, it's a quiz you have to answer with one word answers.
where is your cell phone? counter
where is your significant other? basement
your hair color? blonde
your mother? couch
your father? basement (his)
your favorite thing? God
your dream/goal? perfection (lol)
The room you're in? den
your hobby? copperplate
your fear? God
where do you want to be in 6 years? eternity
where were you last night? bible-study (ha! a hyphen makes it one word, right?)
what you're not? skinny!! (lol)
one of your wish list items? patience
the last thing you did? grill
what are you wearing? cozies
your tv? junk
your pet? Moses (kitty)
your computer? fast
your mood? content
missing someone? always
your car? PT
something you're not wearing but love to wear? fur
favorite store? Sam's club
love someone? absolutley
your favorite color? pink
when is the last time you laughed? today
last time you cried? Wednesday?
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".