Your oldest friend is how old/who is it: Sue...ummm...she's as old as my husband (18 years older)
Your youngest friend: Sue's daughters
The friend that you've had FOREVER: My conscience (just like all friends, sometimes we just don't get along!)
The friend that you always seem to be talking to: God and Sue
The friend that never seems to get on their email: Lillie
The friend that is always on their email: Therese
The friend that is much taller than you: My hubby...my mighty oak...
The friend that is shorter: Lillie (it's the asian in her...she could wear 4" heels and still be short! lol)
The friend that will always reply to your emails, no matter what: Sue
friend that is verrrryyy crazy: I always thought I was the crazy one...
friend that is serious: Chet
friend that you don't see them for a year but you two can pick up like you were never apart: my sister Heather
friend that you knew when you were little, and were shocked to see them again: ?
friend that can make anything: Sue
the friend that needs to call you: Sue? "needs" is such a strong word
friend that seems to have the most friends: Gabe lol (Lillie's baby)
friend that will reply to this email first: i'm not emailing it
The friend that is so creative: Lizz
The friend that you haven't seen in a while: I keep in touch with my friends at church...
the friend that you have a lot of inside jokes with: Hubby-no one "gets" me like he does!
The friend that you would like to trade places with: Toni Lynne...I sometimes wish I could take her place so she wouldn't have to have cancer anymore...I know it's not possible...but...otherwise Chet cuz he's in Malaysia right now...although he IS working and that isn't really fun but I would love to go to a different country, especially somewhere in Africa...
Your newest friend: the neighbors??
the friend that you see the most: Hubby
the friend that is SO funny: they all make me laugh
the friend that hugs you the most: Leah...not as much as she used to...I think she's too busy with school to pass out the love! lol
the friend that has your same style: hmmm...I'm SO unique! lol Probably Lillie because we are close tot he same age and had a similar upbringing
the friend that doesn't have your style: we are all individuals! but I think it would probably be Sue...she's the country gal and I'm the city gal...
The next friend that you will see: Hubby
When will you see that friend: when he gets home from the shop
The friend that lives the closest to you: besides hubby, it's Lillie, she lives about 2 miles away...
the friend that will probably not do this tag: none of them will, none of my in real life friends blog (seems weird to call them that--afterall, you guys are in real life too, aren't you?? lol)
your best blogging friend: I think it'd be Sharon...what she says sticks in my head the longest...
"Lord, Help me...Give me the faith of a child to do all things through the strength of You..."
RECALLED!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
1 comment:
Ha Ha! I did read it! I feel so special.
Sue
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