Thursday, September 27
1. This is my first time doing this...
2. I really wish I knew how to add the button for Thursday 13 into my sidebar...
3. My scale was broke so I bought a new one.
4. My new scale is broke too... *sigh*
(and if I bought another one, that one would be broke too! *wink* I really thought the first one was broke!)
5. I can eat one bite of ice cream and put the box back in the freezer without thinking twice.
6. My husband can't.
7. Usually, I buy something fo me and I never get any of it.
8. That happened with the last carton of ice cream...
9. It was my favorite--chocolate.
10. I am 28 years old...I think...let me ask my daughter...(slight pause as I yell to the other side of the house)...nope, I'm 29! lol
11. My husband is 46 or something--that's why age doesn't matter around here.
12. I was born again May 7th, 2002...the only age that matters to me...
13. Now why would 13 be hard to think of...hmmmm...It's cold and rainy outside??? not quite about me, but it's #13 anyway!
Labels: Thursday Thirteen
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".