Thursday, September 27

Thursday 13

1. This is my first time doing this...

2. I really wish I knew how to add the button for Thursday 13 into my sidebar...

3. My scale was broke so I bought a new one.

4. My new scale is broke too... *sigh*
(and if I bought another one, that one would be broke too! *wink* I really thought the first one was broke!)

5. I can eat one bite of ice cream and put the box back in the freezer without thinking twice.

6. My husband can't.

7. Usually, I buy something fo me and I never get any of it.

8. That happened with the last carton of ice cream...

9. It was my favorite--chocolate.

10. I am 28 years old...I think...let me ask my daughter...(slight pause as I yell to the other side of the house)...nope, I'm 29! lol

11. My husband is 46 or something--that's why age doesn't matter around here.

12. I was born again May 7th, 2002...the only age that matters to me...

13. Now why would 13 be hard to think of...hmmmm...It's cold and rainy outside??? not quite about me, but it's #13 anyway!


Momma Roar said...

I envy you with your will power over ice cream.

Just stopping by to say I'm glad you enjoyed today's story at MTM. Thanks for stopping by.

Devoted Heart said...

This is cute! A great way to get to know the person behind the words a little better...=)

Jessie said...

LOL, I wish I had that self-control when it comes to one bite of ice cream! I have to place a yellow piece of crime tape around any sweets in this house or they will disappear in a matter of minutes. I would be the suspect at large....*blush*

I enjoyed reading your 13. I need to getback to doing mine, but Thursday's are just so busy!!

I also like your photo in the sidebar!!! Precious.


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