I learned something new today.
Did you know that Paprika is made of a variety of ground peppers of different...uh..spicynesses? I feel I just learned something so amazing and wanted to share it with ya'all! I never knew what it was and to be honest, I always
thought it came from a Paprika plant!
RECALLED!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
4 comments:
I used to think that all spice came from one plant....but it is a mixture.
RYC- No this is not the one that I did to loose my weight.There was an herbalist my friend found in Ga. He mixed a tea...appropriate for my type of health. The only problem is that it is easy to stick to a program when you see the weight coming off...but when you have arrived...if you have not solved the heart problem...you go right back. I know the concepts in this program..WD..contain the truth. Food is not sinful or wrong. But if I run to it for relief or give it power over this temple....it has become my god. I did this program about 9 years ago...it has followed me in my thoughts ever since. My heart was not ready....I really hope it is now.
Crazy that paprika isn't spicy at all!
I thought the same thing! Except that one time I had some deviled eggs at church that had paprika on it that actually had a titch of zing to it! I thought, "huh, maybe it's not paprika" but it was. I guess it loses almost all of it's flavor after only three or four months on the shelf.
Checking in on you! Hope you are feeling better.
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