A decent holiday being smooshed off the calendar
I saw some commentary blub with a guy ranting about how the stores were smooshing out Thanksgiving with Christmas. He was so right in everything he said. Seems every year the stores get the holiday stuff out earlier and earlier...Thanksgiving is such a peaceful national holiday; it is a shame commercialism is trying to wipe it off the calendar! Some stores got out the Christmas decorations right after Halloween! What is wrong with these people!
RECALLED!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
3 comments:
i see what you're saying but, thanksgiving has never been a huge holiday for decorating and such. it will never be wiped off the calendar because it is still important and there will always be that 4th Thursday in November when families gather to eat turkey and watch the parades. don't worry about it too much. :)
Don't worry, I'm not freakin' out here! :)
The guy on the show was, and I do agree with what he said, but I know that it won't be gone...My point was only that it would be nice for people to relax on bombarding people with Christmas before Thanksgiving is even thought of.
Glad you said "watch parades" rather than watch football! lol
Thanks for the comment!
Money, Money, Money.....the god of this world.
This will be the first year in about 6 years that we will not spend the day feeding others. It is nice to know though that our old church is still doing it without us.
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