Monday, January 12

Barleans Greens Supplement oops

lol
This is a review for a vitamin supplement. According to this guy, I will feel the effects of him taking it and I'll stay regular to boot! HA! I can save myself the $20!!


"You can feel the surge of energy about 5 min. after i take it and you will stay regular."



2 comments:

Sharon Brumfield said...

Hmmm, not sure I want someone elses activities having that much of an effect on my life. :)
Although I am looking in to a whole body cleanse right now.....I am not sure that I would feel really secure taking this guys advice.
To funny!

try2bAsunbeam said...

lol...
*too funny* :)

I tried the cleanse thing and while I know it has some benefits, it didn't work all the wonders the bottle claimed to work. I DO know that if you do the cleanse with enemas, then it does really work, but I couldn't bring myself to do all that--go through all that.
I found that if I up the fresh, raw veggies and eat less processed foods, ,y body does a more natural, much more gentle cleansing. There's a good book you might want to check out of the libray Eat to Live by Joel Fuhrman. There was a little about him and the book online, but the book is excellent. I am kind of easing myself into this new way to eat, but it all makes total sense. His theory is basically to stay away from processed foods, but his explanations as to why are right on and very clear. (and there's some decent recipes to help put it all into action) My food bill is less and my scale reads less, so it's a good thing all around! lol
Are you still do the WeighDownWorkshop?

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